It gives one a sense of irony...

Here are some funny writing tips I found today. Enjoy reading them. :)

• Finish your point on an upbeat note...unless you can't think of one
• Don't patronize your reader--he or she might well be intelligent enough to spot it
• Avoid unnecessary examples. e.g. this one
• Similes are about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
• Mixed metaphors can kill two birds without a paddle.
• Take care with pluri.
• If you can't think of the word you have in mind, look  it up in one of those dictionary-type thingies.
• Do you really think people are impressed with rhetorical questions?
• Sarcasm--yes, I bet that will go down really well.
• Less is more. This means that a short, cryptic statement is often preferable to an accurate, but drawn out, explanation that lacks punch and loses the reader.
• Many readers assume that a word will not assume two meanings within the same sentence.
• Some early drafts of this document had had clumsy juxtapositions
• If there's a word on the tip of your tongue that you can't quite pin down, use a cinnamon.
• Strangely enough it is impossible to construct a sentence that illustrates the meaning of the word 'irony.'
• Practice humility until you're really sure you have it down.
• There is no place for overemphasis whatsoever.

....I love irony.... :D