A Pirate is
always in need of a warrior...Simpian kept still and quiet after this. He plucked a stem of
wood sorrel and thought and thought. Was a Pirate always in need of a
warrior? All through history he thought he’d remembered that Pirates and
Warriors kept well apart from each other. Black Beard didn’t have a Warrior,
and you didn’t hear stories of Davy Jones carting about boatfuls of Crusaders,
did you? Simpian twirled the wood sorrel between his thumb and first finger and
looked sideways at the mole. Bertram, in his turn, looked back at Simpian.
Simpian stomped
eight paces to the soft patch. A pace, at least at Cottleston Pie, was a little
more than a walk and a little less than a jog: sort of lippity-lip,
like the kind of thing Sylvi the Rabbit had done.
“You might be
a Warrior and have a sword that sings,” the King answered, “but you are new
here and should not poke fun at our very good ways.”
(Simpian) nodded,
paired with a nervous glance at the borrowed pen-knife which was rusty and dull
and not very steady on its hinge.
Simpian took a
step forward and thought how awkward it was, this dueling thing. He could
understand how two people in the heat of a moment might come to blows, but it
was strange to pick a fight when perfectly calm. How did you do it? “I say, can I stick you now?” sounded too
impolite. “Let’s charge at the count of three!” was better, but a little
unsure of itself yet.
“We’ll be
overcrowded!” the King protested. “We already sent an invitation to a Friendly
One to visit. What if the Friendly One comes after all and sees us clogged up
with moles and rabbits and all sorts of creatures and decides to go on the side
of the Skellingtons? What then? Holy Moly, what will happen to us then? Perhaps
the Friendly Ones are unaccustomed to being jealous, and perhaps they will turn
green and sneak into our bedrooms at night."
She smiled as
only a bird can smile. Which is to say, she spread the flexible corners of her
beak in a goodwill-toward-men gape that would have looked frightening on
anything that was not a sparrow.
But because
trees wondered what they’d look like in gold and the Pirates wondered where
they’d hidden their jewels, and the boy wondered if the rabbit had a name,
there were Autumns and High Seas and Kings at Cottleston Pie.
It was okay to
wonder.
Wondering is a
small kind of adventure.
“I SAID,” the
King boomed, “That brains are for using, didn’t I?”
Simpian felt
himself go pink. “Yes.”
“So Vesper
should put a clothespin on her beak, shouldn’t she?”
“But I
wonder!” the sparrow wailed.
“STOP
WONDERING,” the King shouted.
And Sylvi, for
no reason at all, bounced about chanting: “Pink sticks! Cotton fluff!
Chalk-dust and ink!”
7 comments:
This is wonderful. Jenny's people-making and your snippets. I'll never be able to write nonsense as well as you.
COTTLESTON PIE sounds DARLING.
:) And hooray for the 'Taglet.
These are precious. And I'm sure Jenny's baby is too!
Love the snippets! I agree with Suzannah--they are darling! I'm getting a kind of Winnie the Pooh vibe (no offense meant, if it isn't like that at all...I love Pooh-bear!)
Prayers for the Freitag family!
I LOVE THIS.
LIKE
REALLY A LOT.
I WANT A SHINY COPY ON MY SHELF. It's so stinkin' cute!
Emily: I am sure you could. I don't think it is so *very* wonderful as to be unparalleled. :)
Suzannah: "Taglet!" I keep thinking it sounds like a mixture of The Great Tisroc (May he live forever) and an Eaglet. :D
Hanna and Hannah: THANK you!
Sarah Elizabeth: You are not remiss in thinking you recognize a Milne-y vibe. He is one of my inspirations for this story. :)
Cottleston Pie sounds delightful! The nonsensicality reminds me a bit of my WIP, A Ticket to Yonder, but I agree with Sarah Elizabeth: the writing is very Milne-like. I can't wait to hear more about it!
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