Absolute Nonsense!

This is what happens to my literary prowess when I've got a 40's Vintage-hairstyle Tutorial on the brain. I was waiting for pictures to load and picked up my pen and began to scribble:

"Requiem"

By A. Mourner

Gerbilrat Gillisplug,

King of Mice

Pinched his tail

in block of ice.

Squeaked and writhed

in sordid pain,

Got unstuck,

then stuck Again.

Wriggled, squiggled,

shrilled and squeed,

Till his tail

at last was freed.

Danced around

till frosty dusk,

screamed until

his voice was husk.

All his subjects

came to view

Gerbilrat's great

"ACH-ee-Choo!"

For he'd caught a mouse-y plague

And he died from tummy-ague.

And this decree his

Sad Death spawned:

Never pinch your tail

In Pond!

I told you! It is nothing but the keenest sort of nonsense my pen has ever leaked out. Good heavens. What a confession to make to the wide wide world. I ought to be ashamed of myself. Pity is, I kind of like it. ;)